| You Were A Jaguar |
![]() A shapeshifter that understands the patterns of chaos. You are powerful and move without fear in dark places. |
Shapeshifter? Try clothing changer.
Chaos? Yes
Understand the patterns of Chaos? No. I don't understand it, I only create it.
Powerful? Only after I eat a super-grande bean burrito. (Sorry, it had to be done.)
Move around freely in dark places? Not so much. That's a proven fact.
Move around in dark places with a big ass flashlight and pray that your not abducted by aliens... now THATS more like it!
