This is not a blog about broken toasters, although I feel like one most of the time. Well not broken, just… well…. one that never browns the toast according to the setting that you’ve chosen. You ask for 1, I give you 3. Ask for 3, I give you 6. Ask for 6, you get 2. There’s logic in there somewhere…
I have the attention span of a goldfish and I write about anything that strikes my fancy. And I must warn you about my liberal use of the comma.
Oh, and I have the attention span of a goldfish.
Look over there!! There's something shiny!!!
Oh... and did I mention that I have the attention span of a goldfish?